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LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.24/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am, #242905
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm, #236966
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm, #236933
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm, #236932

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm, #236931
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm, #236928
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm, #236927
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm, #236925
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm, #236924
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm, #236923
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am, #236899
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am, #236898
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236885
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236884
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm, #236880
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm, #236876
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


21st Century Weather -




THE 4TH OF JULY - it cant get any more bad ass than this...need I say more


TAGS: july 4
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 5, 2012, 1:38 am, #236995
Later this morning when I have a faster connection, I'll be uploading video of the Pigeon Forge pyro show to youtube.com/cloudchasershaconag
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 5:02 pm, #236990
Is it snowing?
spacedog - July 4, 2012, 4:38 pm, #236989
Oh... I thought it was USA Day... kidding. Happy Birthday America...
MPsniper - July 4, 2012, 4:21 pm, #236988
but...isnt the holiday actually...Independence Day?


Independence Day -


TAGS: 4th of july independence day
Rating: 4.22/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:25 am, #258436
Some how I do not thinks it's about the tea
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 4:49 pm, #247251
I like tea as well, but not how Americans make it. It is so bland, even the brits go, "D@#n! That's bland!"
PapaFox - July 1, 2013, 4:14 pm, #247217
Phooey, I like tea. :P


THE TRICK IS TO BREATH THROUGH YOUR NOSE EH -


TAGS: july calendar cold canada eh
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2011, 9:28 am, #220825
5 blocked noses.


EVERY TIME -


TAGS: july calendar hate it when
Rating: 4.88/5

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7053 - July 14, 2011, 10:12 pm, #221401
Hide in the toilet,then.
Dill - July 9, 2011, 4:24 am, #221196
maybe I'm way off but I thought of hida nd go seek when I saw this and really thought it was funny :D
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:28 pm, #221165
"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing while standing in a puddle of your own urine." Churchill (though probably not the one you think)
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:23 pm, #221164
Suddenly, thanks to this poster, I mush confront the fact that I have no class.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:31 pm, #221140
stupid site beep out P E D O
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:30 pm, #221139
p*** bear


THE ULTIMATE -




ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was


TAGS: july calandar *** face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am, #236099
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


BE EXCELLENT TO YOURSELVES -


TAGS: 4th of july billand ted
Rating: 4.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 7, 2012, 11:43 am, #237052
Party on, dudes!


THE CONSTITUTION - Brought to you by traitors and rebels...FREEDOM!


TAGS: july
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 5:25 am, #226053
You rock, atheists rule!
Iconoclast - July 10, 2011, 10:01 pm, #221241
Great poster, going to work it into a classroom presentation. Note-the July tag was wrong. The Constitution was adopted Sept 17, 1787. It was the Declaration of Independence in July 1776. Score A+++++
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 8:44 pm, #220931
Don't 4-get slave holders don't 4-get slave masters
ambslashrat - July 3, 2011, 5:35 pm, #220926
f-ing win. may the imaginary god bless you kenandrews.


Yo, England -




"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




UMMM -




BUT NOT ANYMORE -




ALWAYS ANTI GRAVITY -




ANOTHER BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: america birthday july 4th
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 9:35 pm, #92372
Perfect motifake! 5 Liberties!


BOMB RUNNING -


TAGS: holiday 4th july explosive
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - July 5, 2013, 7:09 pm, #247405
nice color setup
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 7:06 pm, #247404
AKA "thinning of the herd day"
MPsniper - July 5, 2013, 6:46 pm, #247403
but the actual holiday is called "Independence Day".
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:25 pm, #247401
Us canucks are the same on the 1st of July...tradition of drinking and then flirting with the ground directly below the seat we are trying so desperately to stay in. 5Lirting, Canadian style.


I WAS HERE FIRST -


TAGS: july calendar foreigners earth universe
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:06 pm, #221934
fre5h off the boat
forseti - July 26, 2011, 7:21 am, #221919
awe5ome


NUMBER PLEE AZZ -




ITS LIKE MAGIC -




NEVER ASTRAY -




NOBODY CARES -




NOT FADE AWAY -




WHAT BETTER WORTH -


TAGS: july calendar favorite movie scene
Rating: 4.53/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:09 pm, #221799
Most agreed! Second City, etc.
rudeboy308 - July 23, 2011, 6:57 pm, #221796
Uncle Buck is an underrated gem. I miss John Candy. 5 lions.


DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN - You stand out from the crowd But for all the wrong reasons




LAWS OF THE WORLD - When going to answer a phone call, as soon as that hand hovers Over the phone it is a guarantee that someone in the next room will pick it up Neglect the call and there’s not a chance anyone will pick it up




THE GREATER EFFECT -




NOT YOUR TYPICAL VIEW ON BIKINIS -


TAGS: july calendar bikini
Rating: 4.28/5

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Reality Lord - July 5, 2011, 5:09 pm, #221013

ronnie smoked????
Kspace - July 5, 2011, 8:45 am, #220985
But what a way to f*** up your brain...


CHRISTMAS IN JULY - Deck the Halls with Girls named Holly Fa la la la laaa la laa la la




NOT SURE WHICH IS MORE EFFECTIVE -




THE FOURTH OF JULY - Happy Birthday Neighborinos




FOREIGNERS - All they are, are hot blooded people, waiting for a girl to try to find out what love is. But you know what, that was yesterday, today they’re all just as cold as ice


TAGS: song people turn music july
Rating: 3.5/5

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Greeny - July 26, 2011, 6:14 pm, #221960
Got it... 'got a fever of 103' has been stuck in my head all day - thanks
caveman - July 26, 2011, 1:55 pm, #221939
i'll just ask this. Do get the 'foreigner' band reference or was it too hard to tell


MOONWALK -


TAGS: life time day past future celebration original 20 july 1969 nasa apollo 11 dream imagination
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:14 pm, #95156
Canada did it better.


MY KIDS THINK IM NUTS BUT I SURE SEE IT -




It's the 4th -


TAGS: fourth 4th july celebration terrorism
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2014, 4:35 pm, #255599
I personally believe that the date thing wasn't changed because it was too late. America had started doing the opposite the rest of the world did, including which side of the road to drive. But the date format was forgotten... To late to change! Lol!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:01 am, #255595
Hmmm, fair question. Possibly because it’s the only date we care to have the Brits remember.
OSA - July 5, 2014, 3:37 am, #255591
Can someone explain why in the US, that dates are usually expressed in the format MM/DD, (September 11, December 25, January 26, etc.), but when they refer to their independence from England, they run back to mother England with "The 4th of July"?
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:31 am, #255590
Then some are so 5L crotchety...honestly. Teehee
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:39 pm, #255585
Remember: Some of your neighbors are veterans with PTSD, and they've heard quite enough explosions already. Be polite.


WASTE NOT WANT NOT -




This 4th of July -


TAGS: 4th of july independence day land fireworks indigenous people of turtle island
Rating: 4.73/5

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rerun - July 4, 2013, 12:02 pm, #247348

Amsome, hey...pass the coleslaw


FUN TO WATCH THOUGH -


TAGS: july calendar office promotions
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - July 11, 2011, 7:08 am, #221251
Meanwhile, at Snoop Dog's...


MISCONCEPTION - So my secretary walks into my office today in nothing but here bikini bottoms Apparently she'd heard I was a Cunning Linguist


TAGS: july calendar bikini
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - July 5, 2011, 6:45 am, #220983
blame the approver!!! ;)
house - July 4, 2011, 4:34 pm, #220968
d***, bugger, FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK. Missed it when I re-read before posting. Thanks Forseti (think I'll start spell checking one word at a time in reverse order)
forseti - July 4, 2011, 2:44 am, #220943
you're-your; there-they're-their; her-here... 5 muff divers anyway!


INDEPENDENCE DAY -


TAGS: not4thofjuly america nationalpride
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:42 am, #247162
Is that a cone around the key?


SO SOFT -




JUST ASK ANY ONE OF THEM -


TAGS: july calendar beyond 5th sense
Rating: 4.52/5

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Greeny - July 20, 2011, 8:22 pm, #221640
Thank you all! Sadly, it's from experience
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 6:00 pm, #221634
Beauty.
champ99 - July 20, 2011, 11:01 am, #221619
Excellent!
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:54 am, #221616

wisdom of the age5
house - July 20, 2011, 7:39 am, #221611
Love your work Greeny


SING IT IN YOUR MIND -




THE COOK MAY BE INGENIOUS -


TAGS: july calendar cowboy cook
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cloudchaser - July 10, 2011, 10:46 am, #221226
If it tastes good and won't make me sick, I'll snarf it


IS THAT WHAT THOSE SHINEY SPOTS ARE -




ICE FISHING - It's a lot safer doing it outdoors.


TAGS: july assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.14/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:38 pm, #220251
LOL...I just 5aw thi5 one.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:07 pm, #186828
5L, cranky.
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:21 am, #186774
Nice one cranky
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 2:26 am, #186757
LMAO!


HAPPY 4TH -


TAGS: happy 4th of july
Rating: 3.73/5

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hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:40 pm, #221145
its patoitatic
forseti - July 7, 2011, 5:15 am, #221079
Your flag is pretty old... 15 stars are no longer enough.
MPsniper - July 6, 2011, 7:43 pm, #221070
happy 6th. the actual name of the holiday is "Independence Day".


FAMILY FEST DISPLAY RULE. 1 - Disable the frick'n "CAR-HORN!!" Before you clear the guns, or set the parking brake! The honkings triggering my PTSD!




Plague rolls in -


TAGS: when the wind blows plague zombie holocaust motifake calendar daily theme july 2015
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2015, 12:08 pm, #261836
Coccidioidomycosis


He farts in your general direction -




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